Our Day at the Water Park

So, Mrs. Carter and I took the kids to the local water park, and wouldn't you know it, lightning and thunder closed it down.

OK, technically, the park was still open, but none of the slides or pools were open. We could have stayed there until the rain went away, which in this part of the world, could have been about five minutes. However, we chose to come home and cook up some brats and burgers on the grill instead. Then, the weather cleared up, so Mrs. Carter took the little Carters back. I don't do water parks very well, so I stayed home.

Anyway, not very interesting, but that is what life is all about.

Funny Joke

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mommy, am I a real polar bear?"

"Of course you are." His mother replied.

The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

"Yes, you are a real polar bear."

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"

"Yes" said his parents.

Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?"

"Yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents.

"Why do you ask?" replied his mother.

"Because," said the young polar bear, "I'm freezing!"